(a.k.a. Red Alloy, Blue Alloy, Yellow Alloy, Green Alloy.)
TURF: Grasslands, Space.
SKILLS AND ATTACKS: They have the movesets of Falcon, Zelda, Mario, and Kirby respectively.
STRENGTHS: They can come in fives.
WEAKNESSES: They can't use special moves, grab the edge, or use items.
BACKGROUND: After the ugly Polygons and boring Wireframes that Master Hand created, the Smashers wanted to have a more interesting series of training opponents. Since the big glove was busy with other matters, the Smashers designed a set of four punching bags themselves that looked interesting and were more varied. However, a design flaw prevented the Alloys from using items or being able to hang on edges.